bb for the rest of the week

haha. do u get it? bb for the rest of the week? bye-bye/boys brigade? lol. anyway, from tomorrow onwards i will be spending my time at the bb hq in zion road serving my obligations with the bb.

tomorrow, i have to go there for the sharity gift box from 7.30am-9pm. basically, we will be sorting out gifts as part of our sharity gift box duty. hopefully, we will also get to play football, listen to music, and play cards during our spare time. it always happens every year... :)

then, from thursday to saturday, the bb boys will be busy conducting a camp. i have been handed the task of being the bb's photographer as a result of my (still!) injured hand. no canoeing or rock wall climbing for me then. darn. i'm hoping that the camp will be fun and we'll be able to get along with the youths, partly because mr. ng has ingrained it into me that we have to make friends with them, and also because it would be weird if there was an awkward atmosphere in the camp for 3 days. i don't mind stoning and taoing ppl for a couple of hours (such as whenever i have dinner with strangers), but i cannot explain how incredibly weird it can get when u don't make friends with ppl, especially if ur stuck at camp with them for 3 days. it happened to me last year at church camp, as i decided to try stoning in my group for the whole 3 days.

oh well, somehow or other i'm again going for church camp next week. hopefully i'll find God there and manage to keep the fire ignited at camp going till the next camp. it's like every time i go for a camp or a bb bible study, i leave with a determination and conviction that my life will change, and i will become an agent of God, serving him with all my strength. 1 week later and i stop being 'on'. then i wait for the next camp to revive my flagging spirit. shows how weak we humans are, really.

RECORD:

i'm bloggin twice in 15 minutes.

this is all ken tay's fault.

he said daniel radcliffe has amassed 23 million pounds as a result of the harry potter movies. WTF!!!

this leads to the next question. how do u become harry potter instead of him?
i believe that there are 3 ways.

the first way is to ask. yes. ask. ask politely, and sincerely.
me: is this the radcliffe residence? may i speak to master daniel radcliffe?
dan: this is daniel, speaking.
me: oh, hi. could i PLEASE take up your role as harry potter? pretty please?
dan: ok!

there, it's simple.

the second way is to psycho him into giving the role to you. this can be done by many means, namely telepathy (but he may not have a telepathy connection, so that may not work), blackmail, or scaring him (like going boo!). There are of course other ways, but i have yet to think of them.

the final way is quite extreme. basically, it's physical harm. you could try poisoning him like snape, or beating him up like a rogue bludger, or you could try killing poor daniel, like you-know-who. however, be warned. the last example may result in you becoming a ghastly creature for about 13 years before you can get your pet rat to help save you.

personally, i'd try the first method. hopefully he'll say yes.

what a dumb nickname.

it seems as if dumbdumb has become my new nickname, if u bother to read the tags. oh well. anyway, due to immense boredom i decided to become a deviant the other day. i found out that the secret to getting alot of comments is to comment o other ppl's work first. just say,"what a lovely pic!", etc, and you are more often than not going to get a nice response. muahaha.

on a different note, i also discovered that the omnimax theatre at the science centre can cause dizziness, especially when the camera decides to move around here, there, and everywhere. i went there to watch harry potter with ivan, ali, and ts, and we learnt loads from that movie. once we got used to the screen, our eyes widened in disbelief upon witnessing wayne rooney further his career and make his mark as an actor. seamus finnigan, to be precise. incredible talent, that young fellow. he's only 20 but has already managed to star in both a film and in football.

finally, i must say that i am extremely amused concerning the incident on monday regarding zheng yang. it really was quite hilarious. tomorrow he's going to get a lot of stick from everyone during nyaa logging.

oh shit.

that reminds me, nyaa logging. i haven't done a sketch of my project yet. ah fish, i guess i'll do it later then.

Sentosa...

was the start of a really eventful week. played beach soccer and managed to cause "extensive soft tissue damage" to my left wrist. i'm never playing keeper again. and if that was not enough, i had to do a fair number of tracks for blt's movie BESIDES going for a BB excursion to Bukit Timah and the Botanic Gardens. also got my birthday+christmas present...a new bike! yay. leon came over to help add the frills to the bike, so that it would "look cool". doh.

watched harry potter yesterday. nice movie, but it was too fast!!! i wanted to see the damn quidditch world cup!!!! it was also quite wtf, if u know what i mean. so many corny moments....even voldermort had to say "nooooo!!" ala darth vader who copied yao wen. today i went to pass blt some more songs by cycling to his house....i should've listened to my aching wrist, but oh well, what's done is done. it hurts pretty badly now, dang!

ANYWAY, keane's gone. nooooooo!!!! (arghs, just copied voldermort, who copied darth vader, who copied yao wen). we need duscher, not ballack folks. ballacks a freakin' ATTACKING midfielder. i can't believe the number of dufus's following the newspapers and saying he should replace keane. he replaces SCHOLES, not keane, dammit. i believe that the only way to solve this problem of knowing ballack's position would be to play championship (alright, its now football) manager. only in that way will the bloody blind press realise that ballack's AM, not DM, for goodness sake. actually, the game states that he is CM, as in central mid, so that only confuses the matter more. doh.

the doh! entry

whoa, i can see my future already. went to holland v after blt's filming at 11. there were clubs, there were pubs...but jordan,sean,aizat,roobs, and i went to the kopi tiam! how glam man! i thot it was nice just sitting there having a cup of horlicks/milo/lemon tea/aloe vera...although it is not everyone's cup of tea, doh!

oh and justin hawkins from the darkness has bought his own cd on ebay for 350 pounds! some random dude in aussieland (probably a reviewer), decided to put his free copy of the darkness's new album on ebay, in an attempt to leak the album out on the net b4 its release date. well, mr. hawkins, like a hawk, successfully fowled up the plan. doh!

*i must be going crazy*

while doing my daily blog surfing, i came across dt's blog and i saw that he had put up a section of the infamous (actually not famous) msn conversation between enoch soccer players. so here's another section (i think everyone saved that memorable conversation):

from dust to dust, from life to afterlife. says: (11:35:09 PM)
SEOW. THOU OF LITTLE FAITH.
etaaan! wearing my rooney shirt now. come on man utd!!! hey joe! says: (11:35:25 PM)
seow's hiding in his tent now la
from dust to dust, from life to afterlife. says: (11:35:34 PM)
he's daoing me.
etaaan! wearing my rooney shirt now. come on man utd!!! hey joe! says: (11:35:34 PM)
cannot use com
Jordan ~忠 伟~ says: (11:35:36 PM)
hes the guy in the ad lah
etaaan! wearing my rooney shirt now. come on man utd!!! hey joe! says: (11:35:38 PM)
ya
Jordan ~忠 伟~ says: (11:35:41 PM)
the wife come home
from dust to dust, from life to afterlife. says: (11:35:45 PM)
lol
Jordan ~忠 伟~ says: (11:35:46 PM)
he turn off tv
from dust to dust, from life to afterlife. says: (11:35:48 PM)
that ad is retarded
Jordan ~忠 伟~ says: (11:35:50 PM)
den hide in tent
Jordan ~忠 伟~ says: (11:35:54 PM)
den take out tiger
-theLordmypeace- and soccer is our game. huang rong! -Ping's Teochew lvl 0.3 says: (11:36:02 PM)
/kick/dohhbaangidiottkickass

i don't think anyone read that.

doh!

this is the doh! entry, in case u didn't know.

A Marvellous Idea

we should start a comedy club next year. honest. if boredom knocks on your door this holidays, sit down and think of a really funny situation. write it down and that will eventually evolve into a sketch like the one's monty python do. basically, this is essential for the welfare of the student population in acsi as next year mr. chirnside and mdm dharma are supposedly no longer in drama. this could mean more sober and serious performances which few appreciate. a comedy club which produces funny skits which can be seen for cheap prices could really take off in school. if the skits are good enough, we can tour homes and all that next year to bring joy to many a heart as well as gain cas hours... ke shou shi yi ju liang de.

damn my chinese sucks.

PURGE THOSE OF LITTLE FAITH...and psychologists

so ken tay is not watching man utd vs chelsea? arghs, curse the glory hunter fan! the fan of little faith! purge them with sticks and stones!!!! anyway, man utd will win cos no one is expecting them to win. and they will win 1-0 with paul scholes scoring. unlikely eh?

HOWEVER...

after a conversation with tim seow, i realised a lot of ppl feel the same way. everyone thinks that everyone else believes chelsea must win, hence they think that man utd will win simply because no one thinks it will happen. what these ppl don't know, is that everyone else thinks the same way as them, hence soccernet's poll on the outcome of the game resulted in majority favouring a man utd win. this means that ppl expect them to win, meaning that chelsea will win. confused? well, try being a psychologist. they deal with these sorta things everyday right? ok, maybe only from mon-fri cos of the 5-day work week, but you get the picture.

on a completely different note, a C sounds different from a D. doh.

BOYCOTT!!!

You know how all movies somehow or other all have the same plots? it's like u can predict whats doing to happen. for example, i was watching sky captain just now, and predicted that the camera was of some significance in the show, etc. this is just a random thought, but i feel the sneaky coniving ppl up there in hollywood are re-using scripts over and over again, just with different actors who portray the scripts to varying degrees of success. we've been conned! time to boycott movies which we will end up not boycotting anyway...but at least the idea was there.

Oh, and is it just me or should jude law have been the new james bond. now we got some guy who's going to turn james bond into james blond, jeez. Another reason to boycott the cinemas. but everyone will probably also be interested in seeing him fail, and hence will fill up the theatres. This will lead producers to think he's doing a good job and the new james blond will get to continue in his role. doh.

We should also boycott the epl. no other league has a team so far ahead of everyone else. If Asia is such a lucrative gold mine for these brits, that means we've got power. everyone stop watching epl for a month and demand changes to the transfer and wage system, or we'll continue spending sat/sun nights watching hbo or something.

Finally! i can't wait for tomorrow's match between man utd and chelsea. it'll be a real cracker. i just love espn. oops.
boycott failed.
doh.
what a stupid ending.