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i'm bloggin twice in 15 minutes.

this is all ken tay's fault.

he said daniel radcliffe has amassed 23 million pounds as a result of the harry potter movies. WTF!!!

this leads to the next question. how do u become harry potter instead of him?
i believe that there are 3 ways.

the first way is to ask. yes. ask. ask politely, and sincerely.
me: is this the radcliffe residence? may i speak to master daniel radcliffe?
dan: this is daniel, speaking.
me: oh, hi. could i PLEASE take up your role as harry potter? pretty please?
dan: ok!

there, it's simple.

the second way is to psycho him into giving the role to you. this can be done by many means, namely telepathy (but he may not have a telepathy connection, so that may not work), blackmail, or scaring him (like going boo!). There are of course other ways, but i have yet to think of them.

the final way is quite extreme. basically, it's physical harm. you could try poisoning him like snape, or beating him up like a rogue bludger, or you could try killing poor daniel, like you-know-who. however, be warned. the last example may result in you becoming a ghastly creature for about 13 years before you can get your pet rat to help save you.

personally, i'd try the first method. hopefully he'll say yes.