we wish you a merry christmas
went carolling yesterday. first stop was a children's home where i met a kid named beckham, lol. then went to 2 old folks homes. the first one was called cheshire home and i managed to get to know a woman who has studied grade 4 piano theory but has never played a piano, while also meeting a former gangster who has a lot of funny stories about his life. now he turns away if u call him by his gang name cos he's afraid that u are about to extort money from him or kill him, so u must call him frankie. then he's got some stupid jokes like this:
there was man who went to a restaurant and ordered meat balls. when the balls came they were huge, and he couldn't finish them. next time he came, the meat balls were tiny. so he asked the waiter, "why are the meat balls so small today?"
the waiter replied, "cos the bulls today only got small balls!"
wtf man.
the last home, was quite sad la. the old ppl there had to be tied to their beds, they pee-ed everywhere, even on the floor, and they were all quite mad. there was even this gay man who touched me la! damn scary. anyway, the carolling itself was ok, considering i only went for the last practice, missing out on a whole month's worth of practice sessions. the bus ride was fun as well...weasley,zhi guang, chris yan, and i got involved in a conversation regarding who is the most ownage; king kong,godzilla,the megazord,ultraman, and captain planet. then there was the scandal abaout brian quek and the christmas cards, lol.
anyways, i'm going on holiday soon, yay. haven't packed though, crud. oh, and did i mention school's starting in about 2 weeks? cheers, and merry christmas (this is in case i do not feel inclined to blog again while i'm still here)!!!
there was man who went to a restaurant and ordered meat balls. when the balls came they were huge, and he couldn't finish them. next time he came, the meat balls were tiny. so he asked the waiter, "why are the meat balls so small today?"
the waiter replied, "cos the bulls today only got small balls!"
wtf man.
the last home, was quite sad la. the old ppl there had to be tied to their beds, they pee-ed everywhere, even on the floor, and they were all quite mad. there was even this gay man who touched me la! damn scary. anyway, the carolling itself was ok, considering i only went for the last practice, missing out on a whole month's worth of practice sessions. the bus ride was fun as well...weasley,zhi guang, chris yan, and i got involved in a conversation regarding who is the most ownage; king kong,godzilla,the megazord,ultraman, and captain planet. then there was the scandal abaout brian quek and the christmas cards, lol.
anyways, i'm going on holiday soon, yay. haven't packed though, crud. oh, and did i mention school's starting in about 2 weeks? cheers, and merry christmas (this is in case i do not feel inclined to blog again while i'm still here)!!!
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