Return of the Chicken
First and foremost, i'm a technological dinosaur according to the ever-complementary kentay. so what led him to come to such a damning conclusion?
1. I only just realised blogger has been updated to a beta version...whatever that is.
2. I use a mac but blog on blogger... even the most hardcore windows users out there are switching to mac's wordpress!
anyway, on to the return of the chicken...
background: i was on a runner's high after cycling and running for 2 hours. so i ended up making bad jokes at the dinner table, pissing everyone off, before proceeding to damn everyone for eating chicken.
anyway, this is my theory on why we shouldn't eat chicken:
picture this. a chicken, eating chicken feed on a rural farm in choa chu kang, living gaily like any other normal chicken. one day, farmer brown decides to slaughter it to make ends meet, and he sells the poor chicken to the supermarket, where we consume it. what does this mean?
That the chicken lived to die? To be consumed by us humans?
Yes, indeed it did. For the poor creature is being abused, a victim of the vicious society we live in. The chicken has a right to live, like anyone of us. If the chicken was bred to die, surely we too should be living to die. which means we might as well die now and save ourselves the trouble of finishing ib, thinking about TOK stuff, and other things which will be useless in the end.
But we don't do we? We don't want to kill ourselves now (unless ur emo of course). Therefore, we should stop eating chicken, stop the hypocrisy, and stop the injustice!
Well, after this (slightly) logical argument. ok, maybe not, i'm still high anyway, what can i do about it (bb nyaa logging does this to you)? nothing. why? cos i'm too chicken!!! ahhhhhhh!!! the argument comes full circle!
WE ARE CHICKENS! upon inhumane slaughter, they return as humans!!!
damn.
what cracks me up? coke.
what seafood tastes bad? crab (crap. -.-)
which sea animal is the best singer? seal.
which is the father of all fruits? papa-ya.
which is the most high-tech of all fruits? apple.
what do you call a windows user who longs for a mac? pine-apple (-.-)
which is the fruit salmon fear? pears (bears. -.-)
what do you call a gray monkey? gr-ape.
as you can see, cycling 25km then running 3.5km then doing pushups and sit ups isn't good for one's sanity.
neither, i hear, is listening to your ipod on full volume.
1. I only just realised blogger has been updated to a beta version...whatever that is.
2. I use a mac but blog on blogger... even the most hardcore windows users out there are switching to mac's wordpress!
anyway, on to the return of the chicken...
background: i was on a runner's high after cycling and running for 2 hours. so i ended up making bad jokes at the dinner table, pissing everyone off, before proceeding to damn everyone for eating chicken.
anyway, this is my theory on why we shouldn't eat chicken:
picture this. a chicken, eating chicken feed on a rural farm in choa chu kang, living gaily like any other normal chicken. one day, farmer brown decides to slaughter it to make ends meet, and he sells the poor chicken to the supermarket, where we consume it. what does this mean?
That the chicken lived to die? To be consumed by us humans?
Yes, indeed it did. For the poor creature is being abused, a victim of the vicious society we live in. The chicken has a right to live, like anyone of us. If the chicken was bred to die, surely we too should be living to die. which means we might as well die now and save ourselves the trouble of finishing ib, thinking about TOK stuff, and other things which will be useless in the end.
But we don't do we? We don't want to kill ourselves now (unless ur emo of course). Therefore, we should stop eating chicken, stop the hypocrisy, and stop the injustice!
Well, after this (slightly) logical argument. ok, maybe not, i'm still high anyway, what can i do about it (bb nyaa logging does this to you)? nothing. why? cos i'm too chicken!!! ahhhhhhh!!! the argument comes full circle!
WE ARE CHICKENS! upon inhumane slaughter, they return as humans!!!
damn.
what cracks me up? coke.
what seafood tastes bad? crab (crap. -.-)
which sea animal is the best singer? seal.
which is the father of all fruits? papa-ya.
which is the most high-tech of all fruits? apple.
what do you call a windows user who longs for a mac? pine-apple (-.-)
which is the fruit salmon fear? pears (bears. -.-)
what do you call a gray monkey? gr-ape.
as you can see, cycling 25km then running 3.5km then doing pushups and sit ups isn't good for one's sanity.
neither, i hear, is listening to your ipod on full volume.
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